Severus Snape's 12 days of Christmas

Severus Snape's account of the twelve torturing days

he went through last year from Christmas to Epiphany!
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12days of Christmas 

On the first day of Christmas, Gilderoy gave to me,
a member card to his fan club.

 

On the second day of Christmas, Dumbledore gave to me,
two dreadful socks and a member card to his fan club.

 

On the third day of Christmas, Trelawney gave to me,
three French kiss, two dreadful socks and a member card to her fan club.

 

On the forth day of Christmas, old Hagrid gave to me,
four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to his fan club.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, Longbottom gave to me,
five exploding cauldrons!
Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to his fan club.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, Know-it-all gave to me,
six toothbrushes, five exploding cauldrons! Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to her fan club.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, Minerva gave to me,
seven cat fur balls, six toothbrushes, five exploding cauldrons!
Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to her fan club.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, Ron Weasel gave to me,
eight slimy snails, seven cat fur balls, six toothbrushes, five exploding cauldrons!
Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to his fan club.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Werewolf gave to me,
nine Gryffindor hats, eight slimy snails, seven cat fur balls, six toothbrushes, five exploding cauldrons!
Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to his fan club.

 

 On the tenth day of Christmas, frog Umbridge gave to me,
ten pink fuzzy shirts, nine Gryffindor hats, eight slimy snails, seven cat fur balls, six toothbrushes, five exploding cauldrons!
Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to her fan club.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, mad Moody gave to me,
eleven hexes, ten pink fuzzy shirts, nine Gryffindor hats, eight slimy snails, seven cat fur balls, six toothbrushes, five exploding cauldrons!
Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to his fan club.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Harry Potter gave to me,
shampoo and rinse, eleven hexes, ten pink fuzzy shirts, nine Gryffindor hats, eight slimy snails, seven cat fur balls, six toothbrushes, five exploding cauldrons! Four horrid cakes, three French kiss , two dreadful socks and a member card to his fan club.