Villain of the Piece
Part 2 Youthful Indiscretions
- Chapter 19 -
Chapter 19: Nobody’s
Perfect Early June 1978 As sat in his office leafing back through the monthly
reports, Elton Vance was trying to recall the exact moment when he had started
to worry about Severus. For worry he did
– Trainee Healer Snape was as much a puzzle as Trainer Healer Stevens had
turned out to be. What was it about
these Slytherins that made them so unfathomable? Most of Elton’s trainees were ex-Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff
students, but from the 1975 Hogwarts leavers he had taken one ex-Slytherin – Cheryl
Stevens, and from the 1977 leavers he had gladly snapped up another – Potions
Prize Winner, Severus Snape. And in
between times he had recruited a boy from Beauxbaton, an Englishman by the name
of Osbert Slinkhard. All the new
trainees had got off to a flying start, and yet in the fullness of time they
had all given Elton cause for concern. Cheryl had been gifted and conscientious, yet she had
stayed barely two years. She had
qualified, upped and left, making her ‘escape’ – for that was what it felt like
– while he was on holiday, and she had given no plausible reason for leaving. It had been a shock to return and find her gone. No exit interview had been carried out in his
absence and Elton was furious about that.
He tried to trace Cheryl but was unsuccessful. And in a moment of irrational panic he ordered
a stock-take of the potions stores, and recommended that the auditors be called
in to run additional checks on the accounts, cursing himself all the while for
suspecting Cheryl, on absolutely no evidence, of some theft or fraud. In Elton’s opinion Osbert Slinkhard had never been of
Cheryl’s calibre, but he was intelligent and well qualified, and certainly merited
the initial selection. Yet soon there
were indications that his enthusiasm was directed more towards the camera he
had bought with his first few months pay than towards Healership. Yes, sadly Osbert was proving to be nowhere
near as keen as Cheryl, and this was the problem that Elton now had to face. And Severus Snape, the 1976 prize-winner whom Elton had
been so eager to employ, was, if possible, too keen. Too intense – to the point of creepiness. Elton had come to suspect that Severus had no
genuine depth of concern for the patients’ experiences. Technically he was brilliant. But being attended by Healer Snape might be
like being diagnosed by an authoritarian machine. Or so Elton feared. So he had decided to keep both the remaining trainees
under very close scrutiny and for entirely different reasons. Exactly when he had resolved to do that he
wasn’t quite sure, but monthly progress reports made by the Healers raised
continual questions about Severus. He was quick to act / he was slow to act. He was focussed / his mind was elsewhere. He was attentive / he was distant. He was knowledgeable– Yes they were all agreed on that, Severus was knowledgeable
and increasingly so. He loved to learn
and he loved to show what he knew. Was
that the same as being conscientious? It
certainly didn’t feel like it. And he couldn’t be all the other things, could he? It was as if two Snapes lived in the house
that was Severus Snape – one ‘present’ and one ‘absent’. Sometimes, for odd moments, he was literally
absent – almost all the Healers had noticed such incidents. It was not the same with Osbert. Osbert was much more understandable – a clear
case of ‘he doesn’t want to be here’; it’s merely a job, not a vocation. But Severus had that subtle air of ‘other
agenda’ that now recalled shades of Cheryl to Elton’s mind. Why would someone as conscientious as Severus
and so keen to parade his abilities, run any risk of accusations of negligence? “Slytherins!” Elton concluded. “That’s how they are. Complicated.
Mysterious. But I can’t overlook
this – not indefinitely, not with all the Healers flagging it up. I’ll have to get to the bottom of it
somehow. Anyway, let’s tackle Osbert
first.” So the formidable Miss E Butler was instructed to call Osbert
to his office, and there Elton subjected him to a thorough dressing down. Eventually Osbert admitted that Healership
was not his choice of occupation; it was his father’s. His real ambition was to be a newspaper
photographer. The row subsided into a frank
discussion about Osbert’s career and he agreed to hand in his notice and leave
on amicable terms. “Very well” Elton concluded, “I understand now. This explains many things. I wish you’d been straight with me
earlier. By all means work the month’s
notice, but if meantime you get a job offer let me know because I see little
point in holding you to the month. But
do work, Osbert! I’m not going to pay you for idling and
dreaming. You can assist Gabriel in the Dispensary. Agreed?” “Okay, sir” Osbert agreed.
“And thanks – I doubt my father will take it so well.” “Okay. Run along”
Elton said. “Oh, I almost forgot to ask”
he added, causing Osbert to stop and turn.
“You are well again, I take it.
You got over that bug?” “The stomach upset?
Oh, yeah!” Osbert said happily. “Think
it might have been the canteen pasty … Hey, while I was off, sir, did you have
my locker checked, only someone’s used my camera.” Elton looked bemused.
No one had made such intrusive checks since the previous August when he
had followed up his suspicions about Cheryl, so he made it clear to Osbert that
he had authorised no such thing. Osbert
refused to say how he knew his camera had been fiddled with but he was adamant
that it had been, and that it had happened at odd times in the recent past. And Elton was adamant that staff lockers are
never pried into unless a member of staff is under suspicion. Osbert seemed content with this but as he turned
again to leave Elton put a further question. “Your camera – is there a film in it?” “Not at the moment, sir.
I was just about to reload it.
I’m taking it home anyway; would have done last week if that pasty
hadn’t floored me. No point in keeping
it hidden now … Is something wrong? Why
did you want to know about film?” Elton was thinking furiously. He looked a little awkward. “Osbert” he said, “Can I ask you to do
something, without telling you why I want you to do it?” “Depends … nothing illegal–” “Goodness me, no! I
just want you to leave your camera in the locker and go off sick again. Right now, this very moment. And leave your locker absolutely untouched. Come back next Monday. If anything happens to the camera I’ll
replace it.” “But–” “You have my word on that.” Osbert agreed – he knew he could trust Elton. When he was gone Elton checked Severus’s work
programme and spoke at length to a Healer on the third floor. The work programme didn’t have to be changed – Severus was
due to be working on the third floor the following day, and because of a sudden
emergency he found himself all alone with a most interesting case – a little witch
of about ninety who had been given a poison that mimicked the effects of a
Dementor attack. Vital signs showed that
the witch was alive and fighting to survive, but she had the outward appearance
of being dead. She had been carried in
slumped over, still clutching her gardening trowel, the dregs of a green liquid
seeping from her mouth; and had been hastily laid on an examination table. No one knew her name but an identity bracelet
bore the name Phoebe. Severus was
ordered to get a range of standard emergency antidotes and he hurried down to
the Apothecary Lab, scribbling a list as he went. He also handed over a sample of the witch’s
saliva which was in a glass phial with a note secured to it. “That’s for urgent analysis” he said. “It’s some kind of dementation draught.” Gabriel passed it on, and took his list of antidotes. “You want all these?” he wheezed. “Blimey!
Okay. Accio hellebore…” “No Osbert today?” Severus enquired as he watched Gabriel
summon potion bottles from the Laboratory shelves and scribble in a ledger. In the distance Basil raised his head but
continued to stir his cauldron, and Sheilagh remained intent on decanting a
cobalt blue oily liquid into a row of phials. “Osb’t? Osb’t oo?”
Gabriel scoffed. “He’s not even bin
’ere, yet. Went off sick agen. Elton said ’e was still ill from before, but
if yer ask me it coulda bin soming Elton said to ’im. Really ’ammered ’im, I reckon. Okay, I got all on yer list. Use the Mandragora firs–” “I do know that,
thank you” Severus said acidly. He signed the ledger page that Gabriel presented to him, took
the tray of bottles and hurried away. As he turned to head back, Severus could contain his
excitement no longer – Osbert was not here; but if he went off in that much of
a hurry maybe his neat little camera was still in his locker. It took only seconds to detour to the locker room, open Osbert’s
locker, and grab the camera. Severus
fitted his own film into it as he returned to the ward. He didn’t even begin by calling the
Healer-in-Charge or by trying to administer the first antidote himself; his
mind was totally fixated on taking the photograph. And he was poised, camera raised, when Elton
and Basil appeared from nowhere to confront him. There was little argument; his impressive
technical ability counted for nothing – Severus was dismissed on the spot, and
Elton advised him against an appeal to the management board. Ex-Trainee Healer Snape found himself walking through the
streets of “That old bitch, Payne, warned me against getting carried
away” he muttered darkly. “Years ago she
said that, and it still applies. You
bloody idiot, Severus! … What can I do now?
I can’t go home – Mother will crucify me when she finds out I’ve lost my
job. When she finds out how I lost my job. No, she mustn’t discover that … But no job –
no income – I can’t stay at Flora’s without means to pay the rent. I must have an occupation. I need an introduction.” He thought for a while and whispered “When in
doubt – Lucius!” When he Apparated in Wiltshire he found Lucius in an odd
mood. However Lucius sat Severus in the
library, listened to the problem, and then left him with a liberal supply of
Firewhisky. He was gone for the better
part of an hour and Severus began to wonder if Lucius had simply forgotten him
because he seemed distracted and not really interested. And Severus couldn’t blame him – if a friend
had arrived out of the blue in a similar predicament he knew he would not have
felt very sympathetic. But suddenly Lucius was back and smiling his cold smile. “Stay with us for a few days” he suggested. “Narcissa wants you to have The Wedgwood
Room. It’s her latest creation.” “Won’t your father mind?” “Not at all. Anyway,
since my marriage he’s passed the house over to me” Lucius replied smoothly. “But he wouldn’t object to you staying
here. Any friend of mine – etc, etc.” The Wedgwood Room was one of the third floor guest
rooms. It was painted in a pale shade of
powdery blue and with all the plaster decoration – cornice, freeze, ceiling lamp
roses, and Robert Adam wall swags – picked out in white, so that it resembled a
piece of pottery from the Staffordshire factory of Josiah Wedgwood. The white French Empire furniture and frilly broderie-anglaise
bed-linen added to the effect. As he eased
off his shoes and wiggled his toes into the pale blue Although he was worried about how he would ultimately break
the news to his mother, an evening of being wined and dined and pampered by the
Malfoys raised Severus’s spirits and the following day he set off for London
again, carrying a piece of parchment on which was written Nobody’s Perfect, 93A
Diagon Alley. Lucius had arranged an
interview at a mysterious establishment that he said was above a shop, and the
nature of whose business he had refused to explain. Severus didn’t like the name of the business
– in fact had the parchment not borne a plausible address he would have thought
Lucius was playing a cruel joke upon him. - Chapter 20 - |