Posted June 7th, 2003
General appeal to help Numair Magelet, the author of the fanfiction Annoying Professor Snape (alternate link). The thing is, Numair needs help to be able to update it more often. A lot of you know how serious I tend to be. Yet, this fan-fiction always lights my day! That's why I proposed to help Numair.
it's inspired from the 404
ways to piss of Snape by Amanda. Hermione is always challenged
to do things that will annoy Snape (99 in all). Yes, Hermione's
out of the canon character just by the fact that she agreed to this
in the first place, but the last chapter is a remedial to this.
Also, if you believe that
Snape tries not to give in to the temptation of showing how annoyed he really
is, he doesn't appear so out of character. Therefore, a humorous situation ensues.
Here is what you can do to help: In the different tasks that Numair is writing about, some have notes, stories or newspapers used to annoy or scare Snape. Those kind of story details are essential but long to write. Thus, you could be the writer of those. Here are some tasks you can work on and e-mail her. She's give you full credit on them of course and you'll have my full appreciation!! I'll add more tasks when Numair issues them.
Hermione's Task: Leave anonymous notes on his desks. Have them say things like 'Remember that summer in 72, Severus dear?' or 'Meet me in the restricted section...and bring a friend!'>
Your task: Write cute, funny or scary little notes to Severus, so that Hermione can leave them lying around for him to discover and worry.
Task: Send him Valentines in August. Also: to avoid suspicion and create
more annoyance give vague hints in these Valentines that they are from people